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May 11, 2005

Activity Report No. XIV: legostomperfallguy.com

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dear norm:

right about the time I thought of
"fall guy" episode reenactments
with legos and stompers,
i've pretty much felt suspicious
of myself norm.

heather locklear norm. lee majors, norm.
solving crimes, loving ladies, and
doing stunts.
together
in a hot tub norm.

and they could be on the internet
as finest of digital conversion technologies
free me to store and edit video and to post it
and the finest in talking giraffe technology
can sell me the legos
surely their are internet toads
who traffic in stompers (no pun intended, norm).

i'd film them in stop-motion, norm
exhausting scene by scene reconstructions
i would attain the scripts norm.
then all the world could live, or relive, it

believe, norm.

bored people in offices would swoon
and send links to all their bored friends in other offices
and soon there would be www.legostomper.com, norm
and knockoff websites like www.legostompers.com
and i'll sell the movie rights
and i'll be rich! i'll be rich!

stompers will rise again, norm.

please dispatch thought control blimp expeditiously.

ASP
 
 
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Posted by Rock Heals at May 11, 2005 12:01 AM