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May 04, 2005
New Car Jacking Scheme
Lauren Bender
Imagine:
You walk across the parking lot, unlock Your
car and get inside. Then You lock all your doors,
start the engine and shift into REVERSE.
Habit!
You look into the rear-view window to back out of Your parking space and You notice a piece of paper, some sort of advertisement stuck to Your rear window. So, You shift into PARK, unlock Your doors and jump out of Your vehicle to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing Your view…when You reach the back of your car, that is when The Car-Jackers jump out of nowhere…jump into Your car and take off—Your engine was running, Your purse is in the car, and They practically mow You down as they speed off in Your car.
BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME
Just drive away and remove the paper that is stuck to Your window later...and be thankful that You read this and that You forwarded it to Your Friends.
More in Week 8
all poetry from Lauren Bender
This Ain't No Damn Bingo! Shoot.
Water Weight; and
a certain trauma encoded in a time of year
Previously on Rock Heals
And on the 7th Week more Unabomber Haiku and the first edition of This Month in Search
Week 6 Is Habit Forming with another installment of 911 Diaries, a photo from Raji, and a review of Katamari Damacy!
Week 5: Yankees In Last! (But so are the Sox) with a short play from Brian Calandra and a recipe
Week 4: Perdue, the Pope and Bellows. Oh my! with 911 Diaries, Mike Grau, and music from M_GP
Week 3 Waits Patiently for Spring Weather with a comic from John Shanchuk
Week 2 In the Time or Rock Heals with poetry from Justin Sirois; and
Week 1 Where it All Began with poetry from Mark Wallace
Posted by Rock Heals at May 4, 2005 12:50 AM
