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July 13, 2005

Phoenix Diaries: Simon and Carl

Jon Lee

SIMON: I want to fuck you.

CARL: You're so blunt.

SIMON: Damn straight I'm blunt.

CARL: I need a man who's subtle.

SIMON: I can only be so subtle with my tool.

CARL: I want a man who will romance me.

SIMON: Sweety, you know I can romance you.

CARL: Then talk about something other than your cock.

SIMON: I love the way your package sticks out of your shorts.

CARL: This is insane.

SIMON: Oh baby.

CARL: I'm dating a 12 year old.

SIMON: 12 year olds don't have cocks like this.

Posted by Rock Heals at July 13, 2005 04:40 AM