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July 13, 2005

Phoenix Diaries: Maryann and Ashton

Jon Lee

MARYANN: Blow me down.

ASHTON: Shiver my timbers?

MARYANN: It's the new thing to say.

ASHTON: Not new at all sweety. Popeye used to say that.

MARYANN: Who's Popeye?

ASHTON: You're too young for that.

MARYANN: You always say that, come on tell me.

ASHTON: No, sweetie. I mean. Ha. I mean you are too young to have
remembered Popeye. He was an old cartoon. Also a very contrived movie
starring Robin Williams.

MARYANN: I know Robin Williams.

ASHTON: There you go, now we have something in common.

MARYANN: Does Mom know who Popeye is?

ASHTON: No, no she doesn't sweetie.

Posted by Rock Heals at July 13, 2005 04:30 AM