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July 13, 2005

Phoenix Diaries: Ignoramus and Loser

Jon Lee

IGNORAMUS: Dood, you're such a loser.

LOSER: You stink.

IGN: Fuck yeah I do.

LOSER: I can never stink as good as you.

IGN: Fuck yeah you can. Run around the block.

(LOSER runs around the block.)

IGN: Woah, you don't smell at all.

LOSER: See?

IGN: Yeah. Huh. Run around the block again.

(LOSER runs around the block.)

IGN: Dood, I can't smell a thing. Come closer.

IGN smells LOSER's pits.

LOSER: Well, anything?

IGN: Nope. Nothing.

LOSER: Damn it. I wanna smell.

(LOSER runs around the block.)

LOSER: Damn I'm tired.

IGN: Um dood?

LOSER: Yeah?

IGN: You smell really good.

LOSER: Shit.

Posted by Rock Heals at July 13, 2005 04:20 AM