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December 13, 2005

George Bush wakes up in a different world ever day

(or) George Bush needs our love

Jamie Gaughran-Perez

George Bush wakes up every morning asking what he can do today for Saudi Arabia.

George Bush dresses the part of a physical, masculine and anti-intellectual he-man

George Bush brushes off his once-again fading poll ratings with another bout of name calling.

George Bush eats kittens, and more political facts

George Bush walks across the flight line at Kirtland Air Force Base on his way.

George Bush stops to shake hands with members of the Air Force’s Fighting 55th in Omaha, Nebraska,
George Bush stops the State Department from giving grants to international groups that provide abortion-related counseling,
George Bush stops and pauses for dramatic effect

George Bush Wonders How He Did It.
George Bush wonders when the funny stuff starts

George Bush asks us to get the flu for the good of the country, just like he will.

George Bush continues on this path of destruction

George Bush finds himself on the horns of a dilemma

George Bush breathes about 90 litres of air every 2 minutes.

George Bush Thinks Magic Johnson Smells Like Onions

George Bush squints at the river and replies “but I don’t see any bridge”

George Bush swings for the fences.
George Bush Runs Risk in Staking All on Terror War

George Bush tells Vladimir Putin about his vision of peace consolidation over the phone
George Bush Tells the UN: “Fuck You!”
George Bush tells the real story of George Bush’s conversion to evangelical Christianity

George Bush gets on TV and starts yapping about Social Security and Imminent disaster

George Bush eats assholes of Saudi Arabians
George Bush eats Hitler’s poop
George Bush eats children

George Bush wipes his face at rally in a hot and humid Florida

George Bush realizes that he has the blood of innocent insects on his hands, and that stuff usually doesn’t smell too good

George Bush needs a potty break.
George Bush needs a Technology Czar.
George Bush needs a more intimate relationship with the Truth, bless his heart.

George Bush wakes up every morning and says “Today I’m going to do something.”

Posted by Rock Heals at December 13, 2005 12:00 AM