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February 08, 2006

Stand Up for Something

Ric Royer

Stand up for something you feel strongly about. Continue standing in the same place for 18 to 24 straight hours. An accumulation of fluid may develop in the tissue of the legs. This edema is produced by the extravasation of fluid from the blood vessels. If this does occur, expect your ankles and feet to swell to twice their normal size. This swelling may rise all the way up to the thighs. Large blisters might also develop which break and exude watery serum. Because of the swelling, circulation is impaired and urination ceases. If fainting occurs, which is very possible, you will have to start over if you hit the ground. Once you have completed the continuous standing, you may ride a person as if they were a horse. Ride strong and proud, ride as long as you wish.

Posted by Rock Heals at February 8, 2006 12:00 AM