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April 12, 2006

OMG I LOST MY VIRGINITY

Anonymous (folk traditional)

> 10 times.

because u just opened this u will have the BEST LUCK this week.
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and then it iz all gone!!!!

ur gonna get a gf-bf
ur gonna get an A on all ur tests
ur gonna get 20 new friends
ur gonna fall in love

BUT u have to repost this bulletin with the name
"I'm Naked"
"NUDE PICS"
"Goldigger"
"We broke up!"
"my girl is pregnant"
"im 10 wks pregnant"
"i lost my virginity"
"im bi"
"We're breaking up"
"I need her bad"
"she ate me out!"
"i ate my gurl out"'
"Im getting married"
"I NEED A GIRL"
"I HATE HIM!!!!"
"I LUV HIM!!!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"I MISS HIM"
"I MISS HER
"yeah i cried"
"wanna have sex?"

[Ed note: Received this as a bulletin on MySpace from Lauren Bender. She claims to not have written it. This thing is gorgeous and perfect.]

Posted by Rock Heals at April 12, 2006 12:00 AM