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October 04, 2006

Ask The Robots: How would you respond to a North Korean nuclear test?

Once upon a time we justified invasion of a country with the spectre of weapons of mass destruction (WMD). Today we ask robots on the street how they would respond if North Korea were to conduct a nuclear test.

How would you respond to a North Korean nuclear test?

Marquis-Minded Robot "Future, how to survive a robot uprising. Past, how to marry a millionaire."

Robot of Collected Information and Branded Attitude "Why I intend to respond to a North Korean nuclear test is a much better question. Japanese engines, factory direct savings, three-year warranty… sponsorship."

The Checking It Twice Robot "Everyone is in the toy shop working."

Simulated G Robot "OK, that's enough. The only thing I'm going to be able to do for you is let you start Mission 1. Otherwise you should probably give up. I'm not going waiver on this."

Names and appearances of respondents have been altered to protect avoid retaliation from their employer-masters for their participation and opinions.

Previously on Ask a Robot: Does George Bush care about black people?

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Jamie Gaughran-Perez has interviewed robots concerning a variety of subjects over the past two years as part of an ongoing project.
 
 

Posted by Rock Heals at October 4, 2006 12:00 AM