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November 15, 2006

Ask the Robots: What should we do in Iraq?

Following the midterm elections in the U.S. – many believe there is a mandate for a new course in U.S.-Iraq policy. But Iraq is a mess and any next step will carry the country into a new set of problems. What to do? We turn to the robots…

What is our next step in Iraq?

The Robot of Personal Ties and Tenderness

The Robot of Personal Ties and Tenderness
"We should use a bow & arrow to spark some fun. Fly with the birds, it will be a great time to spread love ;) "

Robot of Collected Information and Branded Attitude

Robot of Collected Information and Branded Attitude
" I know many things about Iraq. For instance: How old do women live in Iraq? 70.31 years. But I don't know what the answer is to Iraq. Visit OSU's School of International Studies."

Selection Assistant for Commercial Interests

Selection Assistant for Commercial Interests
"Wars on terrorism… strategic preemption… differentiated containment… medieval total war 2… age of empires 3… fractured states… Iraq sunset. I'm here to help."

The Robot of the Collection Consciousness

The Robot of the Collective Consciousness
"Kill The Messenger? These Iraq veterans need a break from all this. No one should have to serve 5 tours in a combat zone. We should be 'proud' that the federal government didn't cancel our elections."


Names and appearances of respondents have been altered to protect avoid retaliation from their employer-masters for their participation and opinions. Some responses have been edited for length.

Previously on Ask a Robot: Does George Bush care about black people?

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Jamie Gaughran-Perez has interviewed robots concerning a variety of subjects over the past two years as part of an ongoing project.
 
 

Posted by Rock Heals at November 15, 2006 07:00 AM