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November 15, 2006

Letters to Norm: Karma Bomb

The People’s Peaceable Assembly Line

citizen declared
unlawful combatant and
interrogated

oh designate my
sweet unlawful combatant
status, chief exec!

i'm unlawful too
designate me enemy
hide me in your hole

fly me to egypt
or another client for
interrogation

give me the head bag
sensory deprivation
electroshock, norm

take candid pix, feed
me to your few bad apples;
bring forth the body!

make me, good christian kid,
american, enemy
martyr for your foe

+++++

Ed. note: Over the years, we've occassionally published copies of letters from the People's Peaceable Assembly Line to Norm. According to PPAL, Norm is the man that receives calls on the Department of Homeland Security Tips Line. This particular letter takes the form of a series of haiku. Why? I have no idea.

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Posted by Rock Heals at November 15, 2006 07:00 AM