in part because disclosure breeds nevermind no one will stumble across this anyway i mean how many hits does this site get anyway

this year my family asked me to bring
pickles to the holiday dinner i have a guinea pig named
pickles

this is all true.
every time my family eats a guinea pig
i feel compelled to tell my own personal story.

and in part because once recontextualized,
there is nothing mere about dinosaur shit,
la la la.

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