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December 27, 2006

The Minutes (Pt. 2)

Alessandro Porco

Let's begin: satisfy your
maternal urge, adopt
a highway. I am a knot
in desperate need of deus
ex machina but this
ain't your daddy's Horace.
The word of the day is
not "ontology" (Nov. 20th). Jazz
hands. I saw mommy
kissing Santa Claus but
it wasn't on the mouth. Jazz
hands. #49 on my list
of 100 "must-read" books
of scholarship written by
certified Counts: Korzybski's
Introduction to Non-
Aristotelian Systems
and General Semantics.
I'm attracted to you.
Schlupp, schlupp, schlupp.
"Your lips look so de-
licious upon a tropical shore
before blizzard season."
Everyone misunderstands
the lyric. Like tulips in a pod.
On this day in history
the Anglo -licious (from
the Latin licia) is suffixed to
STD-related terms so as
to put a positive spin
on an otherwise bad situation:
herpelicious; siphylicious;
papillomalicious, clapalicious.
I'm seeing stars.
Meeting adjourned.

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Posted by Rock Heals at December 27, 2006 12:00 PM