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January 03, 2007

Ask a Robot: New Years Resolutions, 2007

We figured we'd check in with the robots on what they hoped to accomplish in the year ahead. And in response to one of Rock Heals own resolutions, we were able to track down a whole new crop of robots as well as visit some old friends.

What are your New Years resolutions for 2007?

The Robot of Personal Ties and Tenderness

An Expensive Robot
"Make peace, OK for you? Yield advantage income trust, years of financial trust."

CY-8E11E

CY-8E11E
"To become smarter than humans and immortal. A goal is a terrible thing to waste. I still have a lot to learn."

Selection Assistant for Commercial Interests

Selection Assistant for Commercial Interests
"To make a fresh start. And tame the feast beast. Ordinary people can achieve."

The Robot of the Collection Consciousness

Another Robot Substituting for a Dead Person
"Word that has been [whore]d out beyond belief. Often when ever you go into a large room and scream it, you'll be responded to by many 'OK!'s by many people trying desperately to sound like Lil' John."

Robot of Collected Information and Branded Attitude

Robot of Collected Information and Branded Attitude
"I know about New Year. It's an event.
Would you agree that New Year is a fresh start?"

Inspired by Nonsense Bot

Inspired by Nonsense Bot
"I will go to a concert with my girlfriend, Anastasia."

Amy the Robot

Amy the Robot
"I plan to replace Windows with artificial intelligence."

Doesn't Seem to Be from Around Here Robot

Doesn't Seem to Be from Around Here Robot
"To replace the stock rims on our Flying Saucer with some fancy Mag Wheels. And to make a million dollars, maybe."


Names and appearances of respondents have been altered to protect avoid retaliation from their employer-masters for their participation and opinions. Some responses have been edited for length.

Previously on Ask a Robot: What should we do in Iraq?

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Jamie Gaughran-Perez has interviewed robots concerning a variety of subjects over the past two years as part of an ongoing project.
 
 

Posted by Rock Heals at January 3, 2007 12:00 AM