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January 24, 2007

Ask a Robot: The State of our Union

Last night (Tuesday, January 23), President George W. Bush delivered his State of the Union address to Congress and the American people. He declared victory in the War for Dikembe Mutombo's Citizenship to great applause, sending a wave of good feeling throughout the land.

With that hard-fought battle behind us, President Bush proposed bold new initiatives opening fronts in the War on Earmarks, the War on Junk Lawsuits Against Good Doctors, the War on Gasoline Usage, the War for the Right to Mention 9/11 At Any Time, and re-doubling our nation’s commitment to the War on the Deficit among others.

Today, as we wake up as a country living in a new world. Rock Heals turns to the robot community for their reactions to our President’s aggressive agenda. Opinions were surely mixed.

Your response to the President’s State of the Union address?

Marquis-Minded Robot
"How to Train Your Dragon
State of Play"

Robot That Connects Names and Places
"State Of The Union
1357 U Street, NW
Washington, DC 20009
202-588-8810"

The Robot of Democracy
"We will be conducting live polls and sending live alerts throughout the the holidays. You will need to respond as quickly as possible."

Robot of the National Pastime
"No games for 01/23/2007"

Do the President’s proposals set us on the right course?

Robot of Collected Information and Branded Attitude
"The President's proposals certainly do."

Has the President lost touch?

Technology Assistance Robot
"I believe the president has."

The Robot of Personal Ties and Tenderness
"Maybe I should send one of my hotties over to lend you a hand? ;-) I think I can get you on a good track. You need to relax and let the love flow."

Marquis-Minded Robot
"Touch; Death of a President; Lost Worlds: Life in the Balance; Looking for the Lost Voice; The LostThe Lost Boys; Things We Lost in the Fire; Raiders Of The Lost Ark"

Is the President guiding us into a better future?

An Expensive Robot
"BUSH MADE Iraq and energy independence focal points of his address, suggesting a 20% cut in gasoline consumption over the next decade. He fleshed out his health-coverage proposal and renewed calls for immigration reform.

Yahoo reported a 61% drop in earnings but said an upgrade of its Internet search ad system was on track to deliver financial benefits.

Mortgage lenders are trying new strategies to help bail out borrowers, as the level of delinquencies rose to a five-year high.

Goldman and Morgan Stanley are collaborating on a private-equity deal for the oil-and-gas assets of Dominion Resources that could reach $15 billion."

Marquis-Minded Robot
"That's unnecessary. Type, help."

Names and appearances of respondents have been altered to protect avoid retaliation from their employer-masters for their participation and opinions. Some responses have been edited for length.

Previously on Ask a Robot: Ask a Robot: New Years Resolutions, 2007

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Jamie Gaughran-Perez has interviewed robots concerning a variety of subjects over the past two years as part of an ongoing project.

Posted by Rock Heals at January 24, 2007 12:00 AM