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February 14, 2007
In Which: A Short Novel of Ethical Pornography
Alessandro Porco
CHAPTER I – In Which Our Tale Begins, Its Heroine Enjoying a Meal
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CHAPTER II – In Which Our Heroine Finds Herself in Peril
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CHAPTER III – In Which Our Heroine Hides in the Stables for Fear
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CHAPTER IV – In Which Our Resourceful Heroine Befriends Peter, the Stable Boy
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CHAPTER V – In Which Peter Saves Our Heroine From Her Perilous Past
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CHAPTER VI – In Which Heroine Doth Proclaim Her Undying Love
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CHAPTER VII – In Which Our Heroine and Peter Live Happily Ever After
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Posted by Rock Heals at February 14, 2007 07:00 AM
