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July 18, 2007

internal memorandum nine (after CH)

from the Grope Group


debuting tomorrow, the new iAye will not only be a revolutionary, keyless media center & cellular phone, it will function as an electric shaver, portable dinner plate & multi speed personal massager. Someone will open its source, of course & the soundings we require for this device will need to feel like kissing someone with a mouthful of bells, like waltzing at the Policeman's Ball & standing inches away from a falling chandelier as it becomes sodium particles at your toes

pulling the fire alarm only produced gasoline from the ceiling!
hear the whole office screaming?
capture that emotion & condense it a one word sentence
stone all other ringtones to death with your phonic neutrinos

malicious Pirate, de-vice their cellular service by reversing their perverse ingenuity. The see & the bells are no longer two different practices – surging up, usurping the hiccup before the diaphragm spasms – rising down, saddle this unfamiliar medium to your cheek & listen to the veil of the eye echoing eyes
 
 
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Find out more about the Grope Group at this myspace page, including an earlier draft of this piece.

Posted by Rock Heals at July 18, 2007 12:00 PM